A few things:
1. Were the VMAs held in someone’s basement this year??? Why does the stage set up look so bizarre and small? It looked like there were about 12 people in the audience.
2. What the H was Demi Moore doing presenting an award? Anyone else find that choice a bit off?
3. Jonah Hill and Britney Spears had a cute a little skit, but it was just that- little. I wanted more! Best line: I call this one ’sweet peasant of Nazareth.’
4. I love Rihanna but that performance of ‘Disturbia’ was sub-par at best (I know, I know, it kills me to say it but it’s true- her voice was not even mildly good). Felt like a bad version of ‘Thriller.’
5. Was there no rehearsal whatsoever? Anyone that walked on stage looked bewildered, confused, and embarrassed. A lot of blank stares and sheepish grins.
6. Russell Brand’s political rant had no place being incorporated into his hosting duties. This isn’t ‘Meet the Press.’ I love the political passion but this just wasn’t the right venue.
7. Lil Wayne may be crazy successful and talented but he simply HAS to pull up his pants. I can’t take it!!!
8. Naturally, I was sorely disappointed that the Twilight cast did NOT make a very effective appearance (due in most part to Russell Brand taking over the stage, and more awkwardness ensuing from standing in a narrow aisle). You know my obsession…I probably wouldn’t be happy unless they hosted the show, performed with the bands, posed for photos, and got interviewed for three hours straight. Ah to be a nerd…
9. Kinda sad that most musical performances took place out of the arena in back lot studios, bars across the street, movie sets, etc. Just didn’t feel right nor make a ton of sense- took a lot of adrenaline out of the room.
10. I was reminded about 500 times why I don’t like watching MTV- their tv shows are HORRIBLE. Don’t we all agree that we don’t need ANOTHER Real World/Road Rules ultimate challenge complete with booze consumption, drama, and rampant hook ups?! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!
A few pros: Pink’s performance, as well as The Ting Tings and Christina Aguilera, ROCKED. After an hour of hosting, Russell Brand became randomly humorous. Oh, and the dance crews battling in the pre-show were fantastic. That’s about it.
***UPDATE: Rihanna redeemed herself when she performed with TI. LOVE the new song!


















