Hey pal, that’s NOT my name

August 25, 2008

It really only started happening once I graduated college and ventured into the working world. It has NEVER slowed or stopped altogether, but rather gained momentum with each passing year.

Have you guessed the riddle yet???

I’m really annoyed by people that continue to call me by my last name because they think it’s my first name. Sure, I understand that it is a name that could pass for a first name, but it’s NOT my first name.

So imagine what’s going through my mind when I answer the phone at my office with “This is Kelly,” only to be responded with “Haley, I got your message. We can switch that conference call to 3p.m.”

Um…thanks…but Haley is my last name, my friend. I haven’t responded to ‘Haley’ since college. In actuality, the people that previously called me ‘Haley,’ now just call me Hales because it’s one syllable (what can I say, their lexicon is lazy) and it just sort of stuck.

Who do I blame for this festering recurrence?! Microsoft Outlook, of course.

Did you ever notice that when using said program, your email address shows up in a format like this: last name, first name. The problem here is that people see my name set up like that and just go with Haley. I am also referring to the geniuses out there who have met me on many occasions and still continue to call me Haley.

The first few times this happened, it was rather funny because it took me off guard completely. But now it’s just annoying, and each time I’m having to use the same language in response:

“Well actually…Haley is my last name. People confuse the two all the time, the names are just versatile as surnames, and it’s not a big deal, but please take note going forward- thanks and have a delightful day.”

A little excessive ranting and raving but it’s true and I take ownership of my annoyance- this has been going on for five years now!!!


Another ridiculous movie that I love

August 25, 2008

This weekend, Fitz and I watched a classic film that I found at Target for the economical price of $7.50.

The Naked Gun!!!

It was just as incredible as I remembered.

Reasons why I love this ridiculous movie:
1. O.J. Simpson as Nordberg. It was like taking a time machine back to the day when he was beloved by all. Weird.
2. Lt. Frank Drebin wipes off Gorbachev’s birthmark on his head and says with satisfaction, “I knew IT!!!”
3. Enrico Palazzo- enough said.


A Kelly Sandwich

August 25, 2008

What I love about the el trains: it provides an uber-fast and uber-cheap commute. I am literally on the train for 4 minutes- enough time to listen to one song on my iPod.

What I hate about the el trains: days like today, when it’s so cramped, that a Kelly sandwich has to be formed (two dudes huddled up against me on either side because there is no room to go elsewhere). Also, when the train jerked to a stop, I’m pretty sure one of the guys got to second base (I would like to think on accident).

Not cool.